Archive for the ‘Premier League’ Category

Seems that all I ever watch these days are renovation shows and football. After clocking in more hours than I care to admit on HGTV, I’m confident in saying that this Liverpool side are a work in progress. The foundation might be there, the walls are going up but we need some finishing touches to [...]

I said this one was going to be boring but what the fuck do I know about the football anyways? A trio of holding midfielders for the home side and Man City record their biggest win over Liverpool, 3-0, since 1937. Sheik Mansour came out for the first time to see a team he’s spent [...]

You want to talk about being unlucky? How’s holding on for 90 minutes only to be undone by a fluky Benny Hill-esque blunder? Don’t get me wrong, a 1-1 draw with the Arsenal is never a bad result. We got a pair of red cards from 2 debutants, a cracker of a goal from the [...]

Thank God it’s over. I can’t believe I dragged myself out of bed for that drivel. The perfect way to end the perfect season. Goalless draw with a team that’s taking the fast track down the tube. At some points I forgot which one of us was getting relegated. I’m pretty sure the Hull supporters [...]

Vultures are circling overhead. Surely now, this is the end. A 2-0 reversal to Chelsea and our hopes of Champions League football is out without a peep. Gone with the wind. Uncertainty all around and I’m feeling like that kid that always gets lost in the Shopping Mall. Those boys from London have more or [...]

Poor Burnley. You have to respect a club who’s ballsy enough to play a 4-3-3 against the likes of Liverpool. Unfortunately, that strategy has pretty much got them to where they are: relegated. It was just a bad day to be a Claret. Absolutely nothing was going their way. Satistically speaking, the teams were pretty [...]

Crushing West Ham 3 – 0 definitely wasn’t one of our best looking performances, but it got the job done.  It is hard to get too excited about this win because the opposition looked like a team on the verge of being relegated.  Oh wait, they are. There were a number of positives to take [...]

The doctor says I need to eat more fruits and vegetables. So, to placate my health care practitioner, I’m going to drink a quart of wine for lunch. Who am I to ignore the advice of a trained medical professional? After the scoreless draw today at Anfield, I don’t think even the good doctor would [...]