Posts Tagged ‘Macherano’

Macherano Just Says No

Posted: 24th August 2010 by steven. in Rumor
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The News Desk is still getting angry faxes about the trolloping at Man Citeh yesterday but we’re prepared to move past that and ask the real question everyone wants to know: where in the World is Javier Macherano? The internets were ablaze yesterday with reports that the pint-sized midfielder refused to be included in the [...]

I said this one was going to be boring but what the fuck do I know about the football anyways? A trio of holding midfielders for the home side and Man City record their biggest win over Liverpool, 3-0, since 1937. Sheik Mansour came out for the first time to see a team he’s spent [...]

When I was a little boy, I wanted to be a Jedi Knight. Who the hell didn’t? You got a lightsaber, rode around in spaceships and got to use the Force. It all looked so easy. Controlling minds, willing objects to move and looking smooth while doing it. That would be the life. Unfortunately, outside [...]

That old junkie Sigmund Freud mused that when faced with something so unbearable that you just can’t accept it, people can go into a state known as denial. Less than 12 hours ago I thought Macherano was just having cell phone problems. Well, our want away midfielder has no more time for speculation, this one [...]

Charge Your Cellphone Javier

Posted: 26th July 2010 by steven. in News
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Speculation galore and it’s looking like we’re going to hit the breaking point in the Javier Macherano to anywhere but Merseyside rumblings. The Argentine Captain is back at Melwood but so far he’s not talking. Various web fodder is playing up reports that Liverpool manager Roy Hodgson has been trying to get in touch with [...]

Last match of the season and nothing left to play for. Ownership issues, a manager that might be jumping jumping ship shortly and a swirling cloud of doom and gloom is exactly how a Sunday morning should be spent. If that doesn’t motivate me to exit my Gin induced stupor and jump right out of [...]